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The Showhole 41: Eat Those Babies

6/4/2018

Holenotes:

  • Equal butting
  • Eh huh!
  • Your mom is a Juggalette?
  • A whiff of dill
  • Right in that dill hole
  • The hot dogs of cigarettes
  • Slurpin' for Candice (Finalist for episode title)
  • The only library in town
  • Pokemon and Boys (Finalist for episode title)
  • Are you sure you don't have a demon?
  • Suction action (Finalist for episode title)
  • Demonic hutch (Finalist for episode title)
  • Probably demons
  • Just enough to feel the devils touch
  • You will get your toes licked
  • Tears spring to my eyes
  • Eat Those Babies (Episode title winner!)
  • I am covered in chip dust. You don't want to hold my hand.
  • Grillz for the Lord
  • Look at this d*ck, Bart! (Finalist for episode title)
  • Bart after dark
  • Match the socks to my crotch
  • What Pantone is my d*ck hair? (Finalist for episode title)
  • It's not like we were pounding it
  • A bag in her purse ready to go
  • We're going to get married in front of the No Dumping sign
  • Satanic Starsky and Demonic Hutch
  • Leather sex couch (Post Show Holenote)
  • Distribution of couches (Post Show Holenote)
  • Vaguely porny (Post Show Holenote)
  • What shade of pink is this? (Post Show Holenote)

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Gapage 043 – Big Scoop Edition!


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In this episode, over 4 months in the making, Brent makes Headline News! More talk on political correctness, Rules of the Rock, #MMPR, Rosanne fired, Canada-US trade war, the scary real Handmaid's Tale, gaming, the joy of music, regular Jason's intro, podcasting history, Rock Log, the slowness of Brent's maturing, Brent dodges a bullet, no gossip, ephemeral creativity, getting high, kinds of hashish, legalizing weed... Comments closed

Gapage 043 – Big Scoop Edition!


Phog Lounge Urinal
In this episode, over 4 months in the making, Brent makes Headline News! More talk on political correctness, Rules of the Rock, #MMPR, Rosanne fired, Canada-US trade war, the scary real Handmaid's Tale, gaming, the joy of music, regular Jason's intro, podcasting history, Rock Log, the slowness of Brent's maturing, Brent dodges a bullet, no gossip, ephemeral creativity, getting high, kinds of hashish, legalizing weed... Comments closed

The Showhole 40: Sometimes People Just Need Bigfoot Porn

5/22/2018

Holenotes:

  • She'd come to terms with my chip licking
  • This is an oddly shaped pickle
  • Cool as a cuck
  • Former podcaster Candice
  • I'm lost in this chip. It's so f***in good!
  • So many fancy hats
  • Green Batman villian
  • You're basically Martin Sheen
  • It's Youngstown. Of course it's gunshots.
  • Camping cause I love camping!
  • Cucumber up front
  • Cucumber across the forehead
  • Cucumber in the face
  • Nice cans!
  • Arbour Day
  • 70's bushes
  • It's wider at the base
  • Landing strip trees
  • Pornographic Christmas CD's
  • The place is a sh*thole
  • The real Krampus would go all out
  • Just as good
  • Sometimes people just need killin'
  • What do you have in Canada that will kill you?
  • There's gotta be Bigfoot porn
  • How did this tinsel get in our bed?
  • Look at my hoo hoo. It's awesome!
  • And a check for five cents
  • Underscore underscore
  • The Victoria Day Bigfoot Porn Tragedy

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The Showhole 39: The Zen Level of Embarrassment

5/6/2018

A special surprise on a very special episode of The Showhole partially recorded in a pub in Downtown Cleveland!

Holenotes:

  • A Q-tip inside your cheek
  • Pretty weird to be a podcaster
  • About a half-hour on the meter
  • There is no such thing as a safe space!
  • The Cheek Puke
  • Here's a gift bag!
  • It's so full!
  • The Zen Level of Embarrassment
  • The bananas are ripe

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The Showhole 38: This is a Bad Show

Recorded 4/30/2018

Condensed Holenotes:

  • He popped his nose off
  • I have to lift it which ruins the disguise
  • His accordion was huge
  • We apologize now do your job
  • I get really excited...and pull away
  • I was just honkin' it the other day
  • You have to be one with the horn
  • Or Goodwill, if I want to be fancy
  • Use something slippery, lube up the floors
  • This is dog correction school
  • This is Jason's knob, tiny but potent
  • It's like my own, personal Guantanamo Bay
  • The problem is the swaying
  • I tell people I'm being green, but I'm just being cheap
  • Metric Zs
  • Give me the Village People of penises
  • Horrible, insufferable lawyer party.
  • Rackateering, it starts with an "R"
  • I'm all about that Willy


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