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The Showhole 38: This is a Bad Show

Recorded 4/30/2018

Condensed Holenotes:

  • He popped his nose off
  • I have to lift it which ruins the disguise
  • His accordion was huge
  • We apologize now do your job
  • I get really excited...and pull away
  • I was just honkin' it the other day
  • You have to be one with the horn
  • Or Goodwill, if I want to be fancy
  • Use something slippery, lube up the floors
  • This is dog correction school
  • This is Jason's knob, tiny but potent
  • It's like my own, personal Guantanamo Bay
  • The problem is the swaying
  • I tell people I'm being green, but I'm just being cheap
  • Metric Zs
  • Give me the Village People of penises
  • Horrible, insufferable lawyer party.
  • Rackateering, it starts with an "R"
  • I'm all about that Willy


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The Showhole 37: Sex This, Sex That

4/16/2018

Holenotes, Chapter One

  • Substantial Pickle (Pre-show Note) (Finalist for episode title)
  • 10 ounces of meat is what I'm callling Jasen from now on (Finalist for episode title)
  • This is what the substantial pickle was in
  • Pickles are like weed for your taste buds
  • Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich!
  • It was O.K. fudge (Finalist for episode title)
  • Fancified dog room
  • I'll get in the cage
  • The Bonnie and Clyde of Podcasting
  • One of you two should hypenate
  • Whip out your littleboy
  • You could hide your weed in there
  • I had weed for a while in Master Chief's head (Finalist for episode title)
  • Double-fistin'
  • I'd rather just drink a beer and not throw up in the mens room
  • He likes watching you put all that meat in your mouth
  • Butter all the way!
  • I like a soft, soft bun (Finalist for episode title)
  • I want to know my activity level
  • Trash talkin' babies
  • I think my head got fat
  • Prepared for action with no accessories on
  • Thank God for the algorithm! (Finalist for episode title)
  • You could do worse than putting your trust in Pornhub (Finalist for episode title)
  • So sorry if you got murdered. Our bad. (Finalist for episode title)
  • That's me really feeling a sandwich (Post-show note)

Holenotes, Chapter Two

  • Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich! (Bonus double-list appearance award)
  • Wow! You got old!
  • Chewers and escape artists
  • A commune of husbands
  • That's better than I can do with my horn
  • Sex this, sex that (Episode Title Winner!)
  • They're cashing your checks and buying hot dogs
  • Prepared for action with no accessories on (Finalist for episode title) (Bonus double-list appearance award)
  • You're probably searching with one hand
  • Martini cockpit

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The Showhole 36: Will You Discreetly Check My Tag?

4/2/2018

Holenotes, Chapter One:

  • When the good stuff comes (Holenote from Smooth Sailing recording)
  • It's because I'm not there to turn it on from him
  • My analog emoji
  • No wonder the Chinese are winning
  • Or Dicksnjanes either!
  • The Official Target of the Showhole (Finalist for episode title)
  • That new horn smell (Finalist for episode title)
  • They had both kinds of horns that I like (Finalist for episode title)
  • The church where they see the crazy visions
  • Rarely If I'm really high
  • Heebies AND jeebies (Finalist for episode title)
  • Gummies gotta have a good gum to them
  • The Arbiter of Comedy (Finalist for episode title)
  • The Nutella Crack Addict
  • Will you discreetly check my tag? (Episode Title Winner!)
  • I always gotta go soft
  • Mouth Shrapnel (Finalist for episode title)
  • You're our director of filth! (Finalist for episode title)
  • From tongue to taint
  • Dedication to the storyline
  • This is how the pros do it!
  • It's the worst thing ever. Go listen to it!
  • Fingers to burn

Holenotes, Chapter Two:

  • It's similar to chip licking
  • It's roughage
  • Old lady staples
  • Multiple meth murder
  • It was either meth or Reese's Pieces
  • Rarely, if I'm really high (Bonus double-list appearance award)
  • They're coated in sugar which means they're healthy
  • It's like porn that orthodontists watch
  • Loosen you up from tongue to taint (Bonus double-list appearance award)
  • First you bone, then the board meeting

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The Showhole 35: Eating Her Chip Debris

Recorded 3/19/2018

Incomplete Holenotes:

  • Everything seemed suspiciously warm
  • Those are chips you can just lick the hell out of
  • It didn't pop up
  • Cuss the baby out
  • The Title Show
  • My story is just "I got drunk"
  • There's no room in my purse for a gun (Finalist for episode title)
  • dicksnbuns.edu
  • Can you fit the entire can in your mouth?
  • Eating her chip debris (Episode Title Winner!)
  • You gotta pay attention to what you're doing and all that sh*t
  • My delivery time keeps going up
  • Lick that flavor stain! (Finalist for episode title)
  • I'm a hazelnut spread virgin (Finalist for episode title)
  • Clean Plate Club
  • Bam! Burger!
  • It just got hard
  • Trying to outjaywalk a self-driving car (Finalist for episode title)

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Star Trek: Adventures – Living Campaign – Tug of War (Part 2)

Space, the thing we have to cross... These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Horizon. Its ongoing mission, to seek out new life, to swear it was on stun the whole time, and to boldly claim WE CAN FIX IT! A new chapter in the ongoing Star Trek: Adventures "Living Campaign" from Modiphius. Consider supporting us today through Patreon: Patreon.com/terriblewarriors

Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock, Velvet Duke, Brent Morris, Josh Barbeau, and Conal MacBeth

"Star Trek: Adventures" published by Modiphius Entertainment

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Star Trek: Adventures – Living Campaign – Tug of War (Part 1)

Space, the thing we have to cross... These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Horizon. Its ongoing mission, to seek out new life, to swear it was on stun the whole time, and to boldly claim WE CAN FIX IT! A new chapter in the ongoing Star Trek: Adventures "Living Campaign" from Modiphius. Consider supporting us today through Patreon: Patreon.com/terriblewarriors

Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock, Velvet Duke, Brent Morris, Josh Barbeau, and Conal MacBeth

"Star Trek: Adventures" published by Modiphius Entertainment

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