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Closet Geek Show Podcast Posts
- She'd come to terms with my chip licking
- This is an oddly shaped pickle
- Cool as a cuck
- Former podcaster Candice
- I'm lost in this chip. It's so f***in good!
- So many fancy hats
- Green Batman villian
- You're basically Martin Sheen
- It's Youngstown. Of course it's gunshots.
- Camping cause I love camping!
- Cucumber up front
- Cucumber across the forehead
- Cucumber in the face
- Nice cans!
- Arbour Day
- 70's bushes
- It's wider at the base
- Landing strip trees
- Pornographic Christmas CD's
- The place is a sh*thole
- The real Krampus would go all out
- Just as good
- Sometimes people just need killin'
- What do you have in Canada that will kill you?
- There's gotta be Bigfoot porn
- How did this tinsel get in our bed?
- Look at my hoo hoo. It's awesome!
- And a check for five cents
- Underscore underscore
- The Victoria Day Bigfoot Porn Tragedy
A special surprise on a very special episode of The Showhole partially recorded in a pub in Downtown Cleveland!
- A Q-tip inside your cheek
- Pretty weird to be a podcaster
- About a half-hour on the meter
- There is no such thing as a safe space!
- The Cheek Puke
- Here's a gift bag!
- It's so full!
- The Zen Level of Embarrassment
- The bananas are ripe
- He popped his nose off
- I have to lift it which ruins the disguise
- His accordion was huge
- We apologize now do your job
- I get really excited...and pull away
- I was just honkin' it the other day
- You have to be one with the horn
- Or Goodwill, if I want to be fancy
- Use something slippery, lube up the floors
- This is dog correction school
- This is Jason's knob, tiny but potent
- It's like my own, personal Guantanamo Bay
- The problem is the swaying
- I tell people I'm being green, but I'm just being cheap
- Metric Zs
- Give me the Village People of penises
- Horrible, insufferable lawyer party.
- Rackateering, it starts with an "R"
- I'm all about that Willy
Holenotes, Chapter One
- Substantial Pickle (Pre-show Note) (Finalist for episode title)
- 10 ounces of meat is what I'm callling Jasen from now on (Finalist for episode title)
- This is what the substantial pickle was in
- Pickles are like weed for your taste buds
- Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich!
- It was O.K. fudge (Finalist for episode title)
- Fancified dog room
- I'll get in the cage
- The Bonnie and Clyde of Podcasting
- One of you two should hypenate
- Whip out your littleboy
- You could hide your weed in there
- I had weed for a while in Master Chief's head (Finalist for episode title)
- I'd rather just drink a beer and not throw up in the mens room
- He likes watching you put all that meat in your mouth
- Butter all the way!
- I like a soft, soft bun (Finalist for episode title)
- I want to know my activity level
- Trash talkin' babies
- I think my head got fat
- Prepared for action with no accessories on
- Thank God for the algorithm! (Finalist for episode title)
- You could do worse than putting your trust in Pornhub (Finalist for episode title)
- So sorry if you got murdered. Our bad. (Finalist for episode title)
- That's me really feeling a sandwich (Post-show note)
Holenotes, Chapter Two
- Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich! (Bonus double-list appearance award)
- Wow! You got old!
- Chewers and escape artists
- A commune of husbands
- That's better than I can do with my horn
- Sex this, sex that (Episode Title Winner!)
- They're cashing your checks and buying hot dogs
- Prepared for action with no accessories on (Finalist for episode title) (Bonus double-list appearance award)
- You're probably searching with one hand
- Martini cockpit
Holenotes, Chapter One:
- When the good stuff comes (Holenote from Smooth Sailing recording)
- It's because I'm not there to turn it on from him
- My analog emoji
- No wonder the Chinese are winning
- Or Dicksnjanes either!
- The Official Target of the Showhole (Finalist for episode title)
- That new horn smell (Finalist for episode title)
- They had both kinds of horns that I like (Finalist for episode title)
- The church where they see the crazy visions
- Rarely If I'm really high
- Heebies AND jeebies (Finalist for episode title)
- Gummies gotta have a good gum to them
- The Arbiter of Comedy (Finalist for episode title)
- The Nutella Crack Addict
- Will you discreetly check my tag? (Episode Title Winner!)
- I always gotta go soft
- Mouth Shrapnel (Finalist for episode title)
- You're our director of filth! (Finalist for episode title)
- From tongue to taint
- Dedication to the storyline
- This is how the pros do it!
- It's the worst thing ever. Go listen to it!
- Fingers to burn
Holenotes, Chapter Two:
- It's similar to chip licking
- It's roughage
- Old lady staples
- Multiple meth murder
- It was either meth or Reese's Pieces
- Rarely, if I'm really high (Bonus double-list appearance award)
- They're coated in sugar which means they're healthy
- It's like porn that orthodontists watch
- Loosen you up from tongue to taint (Bonus double-list appearance award)
- First you bone, then the board meeting