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Gapage041: no more ‘R’ word

Ken and Brent are back at it, this time discussing such serious topics as Racism, Ableism, Transphobia, Islamophobia and Microaggression. Guess who comes across as more enlightened. Comments closed

The Showhole 30: The Truth Moose

Recorded 12/28/2017

Holenotes:

  • Moon denier
  • That’s why we stopped following him on Facebook
  • The ultimate nerd experience
  • I did not see Hot Fuzz
  • Apparently I’m a Furry now
  • They were the best!
  • It’s a little on the nose for a pony name (Finalist for episode title)
  • Brent says porn star
  • Mom and Dad’s meat slicer
  • I don’t have any pearls
  • Pretty excited about the socks
  • That’s a sweet tail
  • What do ya got on under that moose suit? (Finalist for episode title)
  • I only did one turkey
  • My horns are drooping
  • I’m just testing the Furry waters (Finalist for episode title)
  • My mom’s place has an exquisite washroom (Finalist for episode title)
  • Use a toothpick!
  • Morris the Moose
  • Anything stuffed with cheese is pretty good by my books
  • Vibrating seat
  • Jedi’s suck. Dark Power all the way! (Finalist for episode title)
  • I got my package and left
  • Ken’s gonna love this one
  • You don’t get the dog metal?
  • I could wear my moose onesie
  • I’m ferocious with these horns!
  • Super cool up in this hizzy (Finalist for episode title)
  • Just like America
  • No dong holing around my mom!
  • The truth moose (Post-show comment) (Title winner)
  • We didn’t use our honkers once!! (Post-show comment)
  • I’m looking for a CD because I’m going to destroy it (Post-show comment)
  • Why are you being such a b*tch? (Post-show comment)

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The Showhole 29: When You Lick It Too Much, It Gets Moist

Recorded 12/12/2017

Holenotes:

  • Showcoregapage (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • I'll remember this since I'm paying for your dinners
  • The bow just gets in the way
  • Al's back door
  • Canada has everything!
  • I can't believe I finished that. I'm disgusting!
  • The icing's made of sadness
  • I'm glad I'm wearing stretch pants today
  • This is Candice's favorite part
  • The 70's were awesome and dangerous!
  • I'm not gonna choke on 11 chips!
  • Chip bits all over the f**kin' desk
  • Pringles shrapnel everywhere
  • #howmanypringlescanyoufitinyourmouth (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • I'll eat them all
  • And Brent will lick them all
  • It's the last song on Hooray for Boobies (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • I love me some Dilbert
  • Don't give my solutions away!
  • Instead of shout outs, we'll do call outs
  • You work with the booze you got! (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • Old gross memes
  • When you lick it too much, it gets moist (Winner for Episode Title)
  • That's how Jesus works! (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • It makes me proud to be American
  • I'm losing less bad every time
  • This is hard!
  • Wikipedia editing is for losers
  • Don't touch it! It will update!
  • Responsible-ish

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The Showhole 28: Haunted by Angry Jesus

Recorded 11/27/2017

Holenotes (Mini Edition):

  • How many kidneys do you have?
  • Big meaty delicious organs (2nd place contender for episode title!)
  • That's some slick lookin' meat!
  • Thanksgiving Thunderdome
  • Haunted by Angry Jesus (Episode title winner!)
  • The lube I'm lookin' for!
  • Enormous Sneakers (3rd place contender for episode title!)

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Star Trek: Adventures – Living Campaign – Rescue on Xerxes IV (Part 4)

Space, the thing we have to cross... These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Horizon. Its ongoing mission, to seek out new life, to swear it was on stun the whole time, and to boldly claim WE CAN FIX IT! Every Sunday a new chapter in the ongoing Star Trek: Adventures "Living Campaign" from Modiphius. Consider supporting us today through Patreon: Patreon.com/terriblewarriors

Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock, Velvet Duke, Brent Morris, Josh Barbeau, and Conal MacBeth

"Star Trek: Adventures" published by Modiphius Entertainment

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Star Trek: Adventures – Living Campaign – Rescue on Xerxes IV (Part 3)

Space, the thing we have to cross... These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Horizon. Its ongoing mission, to seek out new life, to swear it was on stun the whole time, and to boldly claim WE CAN FIX IT! Every Sunday a new chapter in the ongoing Star Trek: Adventures "Living Campaign" from Modiphius. Consider supporting us today through Patreon: Patreon.com/terriblewarriors

Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock, Velvet Duke, Brent Morris, Josh Barbeau, and Conal MacBeth

"Star Trek: Adventures" published by Modiphius Entertainment

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