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The Showhole 35: Eating Her Chip Debris

Recorded 3/19/2018

Incomplete Holenotes:

  • Everything seemed suspiciously warm
  • Those are chips you can just lick the hell out of
  • It didn't pop up
  • Cuss the baby out
  • The Title Show
  • My story is just "I got drunk"
  • There's no room in my purse for a gun (Finalist for episode title)
  • dicksnbuns.edu
  • Can you fit the entire can in your mouth?
  • Eating her chip debris (Episode Title Winner!)
  • You gotta pay attention to what you're doing and all that sh*t
  • My delivery time keeps going up
  • Lick that flavor stain! (Finalist for episode title)
  • I'm a hazelnut spread virgin (Finalist for episode title)
  • Clean Plate Club
  • Bam! Burger!
  • It just got hard
  • Trying to outjaywalk a self-driving car (Finalist for episode title)

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Star Trek: Adventures – Living Campaign – Tug of War (Part 2)

Space, the thing we have to cross... These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Horizon. Its ongoing mission, to seek out new life, to swear it was on stun the whole time, and to boldly claim WE CAN FIX IT! A new chapter in the ongoing Star Trek: Adventures "Living Campaign" from Modiphius. Consider supporting us today through Patreon: Patreon.com/terriblewarriors

Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock, Velvet Duke, Brent Morris, Josh Barbeau, and Conal MacBeth

"Star Trek: Adventures" published by Modiphius Entertainment

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Star Trek: Adventures – Living Campaign – Tug of War (Part 1)

Space, the thing we have to cross... These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Horizon. Its ongoing mission, to seek out new life, to swear it was on stun the whole time, and to boldly claim WE CAN FIX IT! A new chapter in the ongoing Star Trek: Adventures "Living Campaign" from Modiphius. Consider supporting us today through Patreon: Patreon.com/terriblewarriors

Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock, Velvet Duke, Brent Morris, Josh Barbeau, and Conal MacBeth

"Star Trek: Adventures" published by Modiphius Entertainment

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The Showhole 34: A Baby Gate Sounds Like An Excellent Trap For A Giant

Recorded 3/5/2018

Holenotes:

  • I don't care how I dress much or grooming
  • She likes a night release
  • I've been eating a lot of burritos lately
  • Cold spicy salad
  • I barely want to put pants on
  • Terrifying and loud
  • I got cookie dough and a bathtub (Finalist for episode title)
  • Too pretty for prison
  • Opiates for the win!
  • Kate & Allie go to prison (Finalist for episode title)
  • In winter you've got to use your bare fists
  • Bill Deys from Windsor. He's pretty jacked! (Finalist for episode title)
  • Free rent! What's the catch?
  • I live in squalor
  • Nude when at home
  • The smell is off-putting
  • The best Pringles flavour is just regular, you monster! (Finalist for episode title)
  • It's nothing sexual
  • Ten out of ten - would recommend
  • Canadian Podcaster Fan Fiction
  • “The usual – regret and time, failure, sadness, a little lime.” (Finalist for episode title)
  • Post-show trash talk
  • Limp!
  • You gotta blow the dust out of two things the same week (Finalist for episode title)
  • The Squalor Bar
  • What's a Joanie Chachi?
  • A baby gate sounds like an excellent trap for a giant (Episode Title Winner!)
  • It was long. It was hard. Now it's in your mouth.
  • The dogs don't like burrito porn
  • I'm not a gold digger. I'm a snack digger. (Finalist for episode title)
  • I can't even find my download counter
  • America harassed me (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
  • Using you as a footstool (Post Show Showhole Holenote)

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The Showhole 33: I’ll Burn MiniDiscs For The Yooper

Recorded 2/26/2018

Holenotes:

  • Podcamp Legend
  • Strawberries! Eat them a pound at a time!
  • I had a dream about Ken
  • Getting in vans with dudes
  • Sally is automated (Finalist for episode title)
  • B.L.E.V.I.S.
  • Quality
  • Respect
  • Shiver Moments
  • T was Sh*t
  • Dairy accumulation
  • I had a burrito that I forgot about (Finalist for episode title)
  • They don't get to be the little spoon
  • You're always going to be the big spoon (Finalist for episode title)
  • I can recommend a onesie brand
  • There might be a little underhead
  • My buddy Barry's podcast
  • Still active. 
  • Sexually?
  • He'll slip into a coma and God will invade his body (Finalist for episode title)
  • We had housekeeping issues to discuss
  • Was it meth?
  • If you don't cuddle, you don't eat
  • Trap Hat (Finalist for episode title)
  • Get the brace
  • Hashtag Nashville Cuddler
  • Another notch on the pillow
  • Well, he got out of helping you move
  • Hashtag Kidney Sling (Finalist for episode title)
  • Backpack full of kidneys (Finalist for episode title)
  • Kidney bindle (Finalist for episode title)
  • You gotta feel bad for the children of podcasters
  • Where the f**k did my horn go?
  • It's all of it
  • I got woke up with a horn honkin' the other day (Finalist for episode title)
  • I haven't had a horn honkin' in years
  • I'll burn MiniDiscs for the Yooper (Episode Title Winner!)
  • The BBanger Core
  • You can't be evil and wear cat pants
  • I do love the onesie
  • The bum rush
  • We've been busy living real life
  • No humping
  • We'll let you have one
  • The Olympics are a scam (Finalist for episode title)
  • The Illuminati does use WhatsApp
  • Regards, X
  • I Ain't No Wide Ruled B*tch
  • The part's mounted to the tub!
  • I'm only on the interwebs
  • The Showhole Burrito Hour
  • Don't expect me to get naked if it's under 40 degrees (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
  • Don't bury the text! (Post Show Showhole Holenote)

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Our Last Best Hope (Part 4)

An RPG to save the world. When no one else believed them, a heroic crew set out on an impossible mission to save Earth from destruction.  No GM, no preparation or advanced writing. An entirely improvised adventure about saving humanity through sacrifice. Consider supporting us today through Patreon: Patreon.com/terriblewarriors

Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock, Bre Poisonne, Brent Morris, Josh Barbeau, and Adam Luker

Our Last Best Hope is published by Magpie Games

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