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the showhole 0022: it’s better than it smells

Recorded 8/14/2017


  • It sounds disgusting but it's delicious
  • I'm deliriously exhausted
  • It does look like a burrito
  • YAY!
  • I can't abandon my horn like that
  • Pull the pin!
  • I wasn't even high yet
  • The real truth about A Christmas Carol
  • The contents have been expanding in the bag
  • Moon Pie virgin
  • Sure you can have her. Thanks for the pig!
  • We're gonna play it live
  • The highly random Laverne Cox
  • Leafly
  • I'm good at sitting in judgment
  • Expired chips! My favorite!
  • It wasn't the best website
  • Good spice
  • Stabby and vengeful
  • This is a family show
  • Bob's your uncle
  • Cornholio, King of the Bungholes!
  • Mine's a lame one
  • You're the filthiest of us all! Congratulations!
  • Did I do that? Nope. My carp is here!
  • Brent runs hot
  • Podcasting sex dungeon
  • Where I'm thinking of using it
  • Living down the shame
  • A box of wine and a putty knife

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the showhole 0021: put that mr. big in your mouth. let me watch.

Recorded 8/1/2017


  • Podcasting sex dungeon
  • We are recording right now
  • You just wait until you get Mr. Big in your mouth
  • Podcasting hammock
  • Meth central
  • I paid my testicle bill!
  • We'll be doing it on shortwave
  • Aloha chair
  • Full man-sized adult onesie
  • I just want to smell like it
  • I'm such a beast!
  • My life IS a lull
  • You cracker!
  • Ruffled for her pleasure
  • That bag really gets around
  • Four feet tall and oblong
  • You got a gold digger sitting next to you!
  • That's a beautiful blouse you're wearing
  • Fad ruiner
  • It's sweet when you lick it
  • Can't you just taste the colonialism?
  • That must be why they're so salty
  • The frackin' best water
  • "Actually" - @aliencg
  • It's been a lame week
  • Cybertronic Spree
  • Those don't sound like dogs
  • The Upper Crust
  • B-List chocolate bar
  • Listen to The Showhole. We sound like sh*t.
  • Design tips
  • Brent.World - the premiere social network for Brents
  • I deserved it!
  • The patriarchy has won tonight!
  • PornHub is his home page
  • Potato chip themed things
  • A good combination of fetishes

Follow the hole on Twitter @theshowhole!

Brent paid $5 to promote The Showhole on Facebook!

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Episode 79: Podcasting is just a conversation

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Goofing around with my friend Ines. She wanted to know how a podcast works so I figured I'd show her that it's just a normal conversation. This is that conversation but it's far from normal. 

  • conspiracy theories
  • how the culture you're born with and the culture you immerse yourself in changes who you are
  • Brent's favorite crazy theory is Terence McKenna's Stoned Ape Theory
  • food noises because I know people love that, almonds and dates like a real Bosnian!
  • Brent wants to go camping with Scarborough Dude and Sally
  • Brent harasses Janis The Cat but Ines comes to his defense
  • My love/hate relationship with George The Greek on Lakeshore Road in Etobicoke
  • reality show contest strategy
  • Ines talks about her upcoming trip to Jamaica 
  • Brent explains why he started listening to music so late
  • Ines talks about her public speaking course
  • Brent is proud to be bougie af


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the showhole 0020: i should have showed her my horn

Recorded 7/19/2017


  • Experiment in the back
  • From the back of a refridgerated trailer
  • A Porn Stache and a Flannel Shirt
  • She loves it when she gets the PAG
  • Re-rendering my man parts
  • Trying to do a podcast with Salvador Dali
  • Bob Nudehart
  • Was your poop red?
  • Hangers on to the hole
  • We're laying on the ground now
  • How's your muscle doin'?
  • Money's money!
  • Is it stuck to your hands?
  • It's the worst movie ever made. It's the best.
  • My band is thick
  • Put it in quotes!
  • We should just end it all right now
  • My feeds have changed
  • I like underscores!

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Gapage040: Live from #MMPR17!

Ken and Brent pull off a doozie of a podcast at #MMPR17, with minimal heckling from the Pleasant Phucker live audience.

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theshowhole 0018: showhole communion (live at MMPR 2017)

Recorded live at MMPR in Hamilton, Ontario on 7/8/2017


Candice joins Jasen and Brent for a conversation that ranks on the vulgarity scale somewhere between the script of Porky's Revenge and the section on how to check the oil in the manual for my 1999 Buick Regal.

Alternate titles considered for this episode included:

  • Crude and Southern
  • Provention
  • We Forgot Our Sound Effects
  • Sight Gags Are The Best
  • Chips to Donuts
  • Appropriate Mouth Feel
  • Sink a Little Lower
  • The Slogan is Burritos
  • Onion Dip
  • Roberts Rules
  • A Good Licking Chip
  • A Lot of Poutine
  • How Do You Make Fudge?
  • Do I Look Like a Scientist?
  • Fudge Factory Audio
  • The Funnier Version of Me

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